Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0

Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.

by Gig™ August 19, 2012

Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 14, 2015

weasel newbrook

prick

for fucks sake weasel newbrook your suck a prick

by wiggwam June 28, 2015

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

Bad news bitches

A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.

Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable

by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017