your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

MUM

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.

Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge

by Tels Er August 21, 2020

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023