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braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair
After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours
by GristleMittens March 5, 2025
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Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner
by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018
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Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.
Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!
by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025
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harold mouse

by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022
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Marshall the Mouse

Son of Ben the Rat, made by Fastgod on the indie site Gamejolt
by JukoDuko June 12, 2021
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mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!
by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022
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