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high as a motherfucker

After having a fat cone: "I'm high as amuh-fucka."
by Diego September 14, 2003
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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mothers day shame

when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother
guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
by eatingpie May 10, 2009
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mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.
Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.
by tman August 11, 2003
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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.
by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
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Mathew

A sweet sensitive guy, who has lots of friends. But only a few are his close ones. Mathew has deep eyes that are easy to get lost in. He stays with his girlfriend/the one he loves for long time periods. He tells the truth to protect people and their well being. He's cute and there's always more then one girl who wants him.
"Go ask Mathew he'll know!"
"Did you see Mathew and his girlfriend today? Awww" (:
by Kaitles July 6, 2011
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motherfucker

An commonly-used everyday word that usually means one of the following:

1) A person, usually male.
2) A place
3) A thing
4) An event
1) “He’s one cool ass motherfucker” / “I fuckin’ hate that motherfucker” / “Ehh.. that motherfucker’s alright. I’d rather chill with someone else though.”

2) “Let’s out this motherfucker.” / “We all up in this motherfucker” / “I say, we stop and smoke a bowl at the motherfucker over there.”

3) “Dude, just hand me the light and set the motherfucker down right here....” / “That’s the motherfucker I wanna buy.” / “Just hand me the fuckin’ motherfucker!”

4) “Dude, that motherfucker’s gonna KICK ASS tonight” / “Damn, this motherfucker is WACK. I say we out this motherfucker!” / “I’ll meet you at the motherfucker at seven, alright?”
by Mozzarella Enthusiast September 29, 2008
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