Mexican Air conditioning

The act of driving a vehicle that has no (working) A/C with all the windows open or driving a convertible with the top down. Also can be used to describe a school bus that doesn't have a/c.

This bus doesn't have A/C so lets use the Mexican Air Conditioning

by j4991 October 21, 2011

firey Mexican

Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!

"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "

by Chambers C2 January 16, 2008

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

Mexican Sendoff

A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....

by plays4u June 21, 2010

mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

Mexican Ski Lift

A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.

Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!

by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 5, 2010

Mexican Rugburn

A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.

Some fat cow gave me a Mexican Rugburn, I still can't smell anything but feces and wet fish

by domo-oragato March 9, 2011