matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017

matthew morrison

matthew morrison is a sexy mofo

have u seen that sexy mofo matthew morrison?

by clairep69 February 8, 2021

MATTHEW

THE UGLIEST THING INTHE WORLD
HES AUTISTIC,GAY,STUPID AND THE WORLDS WORST SPELLER IF YOU MEET HIM YOU WILL HATE HIM NO JOKE...UNLESS YOU GET LUCKY BUT I DOUGHT IT

MATTHEW IS SO GAY AND HE LIKES TO EAT HIS BUGERS

by my butt cheak November 28, 2019

matthew

matthew is a boy with great fashion sense. he usually has blonde/brown hair and amazing eyes. it is very hard to not fall in love with him because the first time you see him you will faint. he is the most handsome guy you will ever see. he is often called a player but when he talks to you, you will feel like the only one. he is super funny and has a great personality. matthews are great at basketball.

g1. omg do u see him?
g2. yeah hes a matthew..
g1. but hes so cute tho.

by caroline3. February 22, 2020

Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.

If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".

by afernandez December 12, 2007

Matthew Griffith

A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.

Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.

by #whereismatt? April 4, 2015

matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around

I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend

by Aiko1208 July 22, 2016