Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.

My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin

by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020

martin

a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.

hey ur such. a martin wbdere sere jur soled whys ut s biug

by synonem April 5, 2024

Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 6, 2023

Walter Martin

Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.

Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??

Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.

by tripopopo April 23, 2023

eryn martin

eryn Martin is a very sexy girl who deserves everything she asks for and deserves a lot of respect of everybody

eryn martin is very sexy

by kisser face November 23, 2021

Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".

Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!

by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023