by the_damian_o7 March 13, 2020
Get the Good morning gamers mug.Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
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by astrosmurf May 30, 2015
Get the Morning Dew mug.when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.
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by MsViviette March 31, 2011
Get the British Morning Sock mug.Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr March 10, 2011
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