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Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007
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mexican

A Mexican is a person from Mexico, the only country south of the USA border (unless you count parts of Canada being under Alaska). It's a nationality and not a race. Mexicans can be of any race while most of them are a mix of Spanish and the Native people which explains why some Mexicans look like Native Americans.

Most Americans, including Mexican-Americans, are ignorant and think all hispanic people are Mexican and that all Mexicans are one race of people that spoke Spanish since the begining of time and before Christopher Colombus arrived. That obviously is not true.
That Mexican guy lives in Mexico and eats Mexican food.
by Ramon Mujica January 21, 2006
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Mexican Meat Rinse

The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
by inaka June 11, 2006
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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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sad mexican butt

A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":

Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?

Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
by MGM8000 December 23, 2013
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Mexican Mini Van

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.
" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"
by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009
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mexican mudflap

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.
by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 1, 2009
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