A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
by Xanyr97 March 01, 2018
by Patrick Burrell May 08, 2023
The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021
The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
A beautiful girl who cares so much for friends and who has beautiful eyes. She can take all mean and rude comments and be fine and not be afended because she knows her life is awesome
by Hitrunslide17 June 19, 2017
Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019