A much less glamorous version of the mile high club. If you've ever jerked off on a plane then then you're in the mile low club.
Trent: Yo did you just crank one out in the airplane toilet?
Albert: Yeah (hangs head in shame)
That's low dude. You're in the mile low club now.
Albert: Yeah (hangs head in shame)
That's low dude. You're in the mile low club now.
by JohnnyRico77 February 22, 2009
Get the mile low clubmug. Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.
Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.
by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018
Get the Low Value Malemug. A shithole within a shithole, Low Moor Club is a building full of complete fucktards in the inbred faggotry land of Clitheroe.
by Mr Fuckhead February 12, 2008
Get the Low Moor Clubmug. by Chuck July 17, 2014
Get the Low Hanging Fruitmug. THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME BAND EVER! they have four albums that are amazing and if you dont listen to them you are a dumbshit for not listening to good music ;)
Girl: "Hey did u check out All Time Low like i told you?"
Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."
Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"
Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."
Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"
by bandfan69 June 27, 2011
Get the All Time Lowmug. the best god damn beer on the planet...tastes great..its smooth for skullin and to top it off it low in joules...hellllllll yer.
by luco October 20, 2003
Get the low joule beermug. Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.
Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.
Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
by DeathByChocolatezz January 21, 2010
Get the All Time Lowmug.