by Hsiwv May 9, 2022
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by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024
Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023
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Get the joey bones mug.A type of person who complains about movement speed in games.
e.g. He wants a class with mobility and plays a stationary caster.
e.g. He wants a class with mobility and plays a stationary caster.
by Coronin August 3, 2018
Get the Joey mug.A blue liquid harvested from milking a Joey. It can be collected and consumed to experience a euphoric trip similar to ecstasy.
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