joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats

Bend joey Ortiz over

by Hsiwv May 9, 2022

joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.

I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024

Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…

“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers

by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023

Joey

Most joeys are ginger and are most likely good at basketball, but also loves to kiss boys

Omg is that Joey

by Upstate4life2755 November 21, 2021

joey bones

The best person on earth, an amazing best friend, and the loser dummy stupid of my dreams 🥺

Joey bones is the best

by haiii beb September 10, 2021

Joey

A type of person who complains about movement speed in games.
e.g. He wants a class with mobility and plays a stationary caster.

"See how Joey's playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey Juice

A blue liquid harvested from milking a Joey. It can be collected and consumed to experience a euphoric trip similar to ecstasy.

Just tied up Joey and got his Joey Juice.

by student7184761 February 8, 2024