Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021

Jason Oatman

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.

Jason Oatman has a great day.

by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Jason

Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.

by Jericdailo November 23, 2021

jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.

“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021