im

i mean

im that. (i mean that)

im, if that’s what you want (i mean, if that’s what you want)

by heyyyyaaaheyya May 8, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Im goin to eaven

When someone is nutting in a can of Pringles and eating the Pringles at the same time

Person 1: “Im goin to eaven”
Person 2: dude, gross…

by TheKingOfUrbanDictionary August 22, 2023

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

by coleen38 August 31, 2023

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023