Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
Get the pretentious hipstermug. by beer bitch August 14, 2011
Get the hipster beermug. People who think they're ahead of the trend curve but really are just full of themselves and annoying.
by RAWRLICIOUS206 March 5, 2009
Get the Proto Hipstermug. Claire- I'm a gothic hipster
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
by 1900 July 19, 2017
Get the gothic hipstermug. To act 100% hipster with no redeeming special quality.
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
You just went full hipster at the coffee shop, "have you heard Kurt Vile's new album..." while adjusting you glasses...
by putzter March 17, 2014
Get the Full Hipstermug. A silly name with no actual real genuine meaning. Anything called this is not legit and should be avoided.
by Ozbargain August 9, 2022
Get the Price Hipstermug. A young, cutting edge person with an alternate fashion sense and taste. They value their independent thinking wrapped around a counter-culture with progressive political views. They have an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, with a witty banter. also known as: Gentrifiers.
by CarizmaGuy August 22, 2017
Get the Basic hipstermug.