hogs

female tits.

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS

by rando bando January 31, 2019

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018

Dog Hog

Zoology. The process of in which a dog is being hogged.

Hey Jeff! Stop dog hogging

by Bagelbeagle October 3, 2018

Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.

He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )

by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022

yield hog

Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him

He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites

by Finanseer August 23, 2022

hogging

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"

by Beastmaw August 25, 2022