by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011
Get the flying fuck hammermug. When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017
Get the Alabama hammer slammermug. A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.
by JULI ROXXX June 22, 2019
Get the jack-hammer stylemug. **requires a "little person" (midget)
The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020
Get the Mongolian Hammer Jockeymug. to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
by ACII August 1, 2010
Get the Speed Bag Hammersmug. The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
by BB's Mom January 6, 2023
Get the Paul-Peen Hammermug. A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
Get the Missouri Mountain Hammermug.