Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.

Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...

by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012

Porcelain Gas Chamber

After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.

I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.

by jblogy June 17, 2023

gas station boy

A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.

Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."

by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023

gas station vibe

Super chill, cool to hang around

I like your energy, you give me gas station vibes

by AngeJune November 2, 2022

gas, break, dip

N. To Hit the gas then slam the breaks in a car causing it to dip down.

Often done in the Bay Area: Oakland, San Fransisco, San Jose and surrounding areas

I pull up in my whip and gas, break, dip

by Logan444 December 16, 2007

Bow Wave Gas

Flatulence preceding defecation; the natural bodily gaseous emissions that occur prior to a bowel movement, typically potent in aroma. Also known as pre-crap gas. Contrast normal farts that occur to eating such things as cabbage and refried beans.

"I'd been eating a lot of vegetables lately and had to hurry to the bathroom as my bow wave gas was really coming on strong, I knew I'd be prairie dogging next."

by Iam Phautin February 19, 2009

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007