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Greasy Anal

Any amount of sweat or cum being excreted from the anal cavity during rough anal sex. Usually occurs most when fat or thunder thighed woman is getting rough anal sex in a not-well circulated room thus causing sweat to drip from the woman's gooch/upper back or the man's penis/chode.
Hey Greg! I heard you gave greasy anal to that fat stripper the other day...

Hell Yeah! There were hoards of uncivilized liquids spewing from her throbbing anus.

Wow you nasty man.
by sycodave (sucks) February 15, 2009
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Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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greasy old bunsen dart

found in parry sound on the island. greasy ol bunsen darts cheap smokes that may or may not contain rat droppings and have a tendency for the filters to fall off
You going to the island
ya

go get me some greasy old bunsen dart's
greasy
by Champion of Bum Darts February 7, 2010
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Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
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greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.
"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"
by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009
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greasehog

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.
Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.
by Hofonda July 11, 2007
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greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them
she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)
by no one you'll ever know June 9, 2008
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