A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. The act of fisting a partner while being fisted. Can be done with any amount of people as long as no fist is left unassed and no ass is left unfisted.
"How was the swingers party last night Jeremy?" "It was great. Me and few pals partook in the art of fist maxing."
by JackelJr December 7, 2024
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 2, 2024
Get the BENJrOVgamoBJrastass BENJrOVganBJrastass DouBJraG iron fist ganBJrasteride gamoBJrasteridemug. Placing ones fist into someones anus. The practise was first invented by a Scottish art teacher named Alan aka Ohanzee before becoming popular amongst the Scottish gay community.
by John Young's Mum July 1, 2022
Get the Fistingmug. Okay so pretty much, a cream filled fisting is when a man ejaculates on his fist, and then viciously fists a female until either her anus or vagina tears in half. This move is not performed very often but when it is, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.
Jill was feeling frisky last night so I gave her a Cream filled fisting. We are currently in the hospital trying to sew her vagina back up
by My_dick_fell_off February 24, 2019
Get the Cream filled fistingmug. Double Fisting Day is a holiday celebrated on October 22nd, the day after International Fisting Day. The day is dedicated to all power bottoms who have the ability to take a double fist.
Person 1: I had a great ffun yesterday. We celebrated International Fisting Day.
Person 2: Don't you know that today you can double the ffun? Today is Double Fisting Day!
Person 2: Don't you know that today you can double the ffun? Today is Double Fisting Day!
by euroFFox March 2, 2025
Get the Double Fisting Daymug.