financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023

Fidazzle

A combination of the words finessing and dazzling, most associated with the effect of the two verbs on a person/object

I fidazzled the flight attendant for some extra wine.

by Raulas_Raye December 31, 2023

Fidazzle

A combination of the words finessing and dazzling, most associated with the effect of the two verbs on a person/object

I fidazzled the flight attendant for some extra wine.

by Raulas_Raye December 31, 2023

fiaaz

Fiaaz is a very good friend who is of a small small size size and is very small. Hes such a cutie bear and he sneezes like a little teacup.

Fiaaz my little cutie pie

by thanos btw January 3, 2024

financial advice

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024

Final Boss

To be really notorious or famous or good at something

Dude he’s the pandabuy final boss he gets all his fits from pandabuy

by iMickeyL January 30, 2024