February 4

Natinol spend time with family

William: dude wanna come to my house today

Charlie: sorry man it's February 4th

William: so?

Charlie: February 4th is natinol spend time with family gotta go

by Unknown2738 November 18, 2020

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

February 14

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

by Sophiscool_1 February 7, 2022

February 1st

National Harry Styles day. The birthday of one of the most talented, respectful, kind artist.

harrie - hey, today is national Harry Styles day!
friend - what? why?
harrie - it's February 1st - his birthday you silly goose!

by directioner928lol February 14, 2021

February 27th

A day nobody really recognizes relating to anything so that’s boring but it’s part of the best month ever so like... winning. If you were born this day then you’re prolly really kind, have tiny dick energy, and just rly sweet.

“Hey did you hear it’s Casey’s birthday tomorrow?”
“February 27th? Man ion know Casey but he must be cute as fuck 🥺”

by Minze.k October 15, 2019

February 11

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!

Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"

by Waffletale November 12, 2019

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019