Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
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A condition brought on by large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include walking, talking, and looking like a zombie, and the beer cologne.
Ricky: Hey, you don't look so good. Maybe you've had too much to drink, Samuel.
Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.
Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.
Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
by Jerod W. February 23, 2011
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