When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.
My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.
by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013
Get the throw a brick at the doormug. 
Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 3, 2019
Get the Car door manmug. A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.
My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!
by NOTpopo September 6, 2019
Get the Back Door Fuckmug. by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013
Get the front door dancemug. by Sassbun November 23, 2017
Get the Open-door Lassiemug. by Ann M Neesia July 18, 2019
Get the BACK DOOR SUSHImug.