Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 03, 2014

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 04, 2017

Mr Dank

a gay stereotype what you think a gay is like and more a gay rapper

I just that MR Dank song called hey hey

by The Guy u want 2 know March 18, 2022

Drop a dank

A phrase coined by the youths of Tasmania, Australia, the term is an amalgamation of the saying, "Drop a skid", popular throughout rural Australia, specifically in Motocross communities, and the buzzword "dank".

Old mate: Lolz saw u guzzling sum pingaz at ya nans
New m8: Drop a dank plz
Drop a dank: the phrase of the generation

by bigleggy January 07, 2016

Dank Doodle

Where you become a noodle in a special place

I just became dank doodle

by PickleRikTheToothPik March 27, 2019

dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017

Dank and Money

A guy thinking stealing 200 would make me mad 😠 lol I'll spend that a trick and still have 7000

dank and money is stuip

by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022