ursuline academy of dallas

a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.

mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.

by loverofbears October 5, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When a female sucks you off with a fat lip.

Hey sis come in her and give me a Sloppy Dallas.

by SoupenthusiastMcnastyIsbetter October 15, 2020

dallas

a “dallas is when you are above the age of 18 and usually have sexual intercourse with 10 years olds and below

“bro i went to my little sister birthday party and totally pulled a dallas”

by dallas’ main opp March 10, 2022

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when you get a blow job when she has dip in her mouth. Usually leaving your dick looking like a turd.

" wow doobrah really gave you a rough sloppy dallas"

by kuumSock10 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Thinkin' about the sloppy dallas is making me HORNY

by babybee:) October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip (definitely hot sauce)

Fred: Hey Bethany, wanna do some Sloppy Dallas tonight. I just bought a kid off the dark web

Bethany: Sure, anything for pedophilic husband that steals babies by using a fake name at a daycare

by - Farse - October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when your partner is giving you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by the girl with no love life October 15, 2020