Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
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by Dallas Longron March 17, 2019
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“He a rapper everyone likes to listen too but the city thinks his too wild for the younger crowd “. “oh he’s Dallas finest for sure”
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Get the Dallas fasanella mug.The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
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He is very tall and Hispanic which all girls like. And is also a big druggy but he is very loving that why people tend to keep him.
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Them: Dallas is so cool
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