by gorlla February 27, 2022
A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,
leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.
by pander.to.me November 30, 2023
by Kylling-W October 16, 2018
National Dabbing Day takes place December 11th annually. At 12:00 AM, as soon as the clock strikes midnight, everyone will dab at the same time, to bring back the Christmas Spirit 🎅
by mcg123rploml December 11, 2022
The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
by Vlozh March 01, 2018
Similar to Vaginal Dabbing, but within the gay male community when a male inserts his finger into his rectum and pulls it out and then dabs behind their ears and neck area where one would apply a perfume or cologne in attempts to attract the opposite sex with pheromones, except in the case the same sex. Butt dabbers can usually be found at gay bars.
Johnny was getting ready to hit the gay scene up, but he decided to engage in a little butt dabbing before he left his apartment in attempts to attract other males at the gay club. What Johnny did not realize is he really just smelled like shit when he left.
by Vaimaster7 September 08, 2022
by DabKing February 01, 2016