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Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
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bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.
by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007
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Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.
That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.
by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004
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douchebag-mcgraff

A continuation of douchebag, but primarily used by those who want to feel more original. Can be used to replace a name or a pronoun.
"Hey, douchebag-mcgraff...you suck!"
by Kalcaman April 22, 2008
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Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.
Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.
by justhalfbad March 13, 2009
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douche pop

Music listened to primarily by douches, or made by douches. It is also listened to in secret by more of the mainstream population.
Examples include music such as 30H!3 and Cobra Starship's new album.
-Dude, did you listen to Hot Mess?
-Yeah, Good Girls Go Bad is just too much douche pop for me.
by Rokoroks October 4, 2009
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Douche-copter

A helicopter that is made of douche.

It is usually used to describe someone who is a total bag of douche.
"Thanks for drinking my last beer you fucking DOUCHE-COPTER!"
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