Boston College

Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.

Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!!

by WorD October 14, 2004

Fresno City College

A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.

On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).

Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.

21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.

With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".

City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.

Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.

Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?

Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.

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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?

Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.

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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!

Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.

by President Obomba December 14, 2009

upper canada college

UCC a pretty wicked school. I go to St. Mike, we're rivals with UCC. The only reason I didn't go to UCC is because you need to get a 90 + average in school AND get above 96 percentile in math and english in the SSAT's to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. If you want to get in on a hockey only contract - its MUCH easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. I have lots of UCC friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. Too bad I'm graduating next year. Whatever, St. Mike is a decent school, I guess. YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

ST. MIKES kid: Hey I have 3 girlfriends for the BSS dance

Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.

ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)

by Giggity Giggity Giggity October 14, 2006

College of the Ozarks

A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.

"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."

by too much troof October 26, 2015

Baton Rouge Community College

A community College on Florida Blvd in Baton Rouge. Also known as Baton Rouge College of Champions! Mascot is the Bears. Great school with gangsta people.

"Where you go to school at?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"

by br23 August 15, 2009

Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.

Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'

by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011

Felician College

A college in Rutherford NJ. The education here is great and teachers really care for you. All the students are really nice and you will probably make friends with in the first week. The school lacks in its party scene because of the 24/7 security and the absence of a Greek life. When there are parties which is almost never there either at the baseball apartments, Soccer house or the suites. 80% of the school drinks according to a survey. Its extremely easy to bring alcohol into the dorms and most of the RA's don't give a shit . If your over 21 there are 2 bars a couple blocks away where students go. Or you can buy the alcohol at the local liquor store but the dont check ID. Students usually create there own fun and mini parties.But most students party at Rutgers instead. This place is fucking dead on the weekends, so everybody goes home. Finding pot here is way to easy and almost everyone deals. This school is 80% women but most are lesbians or weird as shit.This is a private school so its expensive as fuck.Most of the students here have scholarships or play a sport. The schools basketball team is actually really ,Students also have good school spirt for a small school. The dorms are small but at least you share one bathroom with another pair of roommates. Most students transfer out within the first 2 years to a bigger NJ college like Rutgers or Rowan.

Person 1: You go to Felician College...I never heard about that place how do you like it?
Person 2: Its ok, you can get drunk everyday and go to class and do decently.

by The Felician King March 12, 2010