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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
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Upper Nitra breakfast

An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.

It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
All plates were dirty in the morning, so I had Upper Nitra breakfast today.
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
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breakfast snake

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.
by sosueme August 15, 2016
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Biggie Breakfast

Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.
Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.
by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025
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Breakfast Special

When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl
Ronald: I breakfast special Denny last night.

B.K.: I did the same thing to Wendy.
by CCWolfpack December 7, 2015
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Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
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