bread and butter blonde

Your run-of-the-mill, generically attractive blonde girl, with nothing especially noteworthy about her appearance or demeanor, cute enough to fuck, and common enough to forget.

"Every big university needs a good 3000 or so bread and butter blondes to stock all the frats and bars."

by zapatistacrat August 25, 2009

Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016

both ends of the bread

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

by Tom & Scott May 12, 2009

Got Any Bread?

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

by Richard November 25, 2004

bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

Whole Wheat Bread

A light punk band hailing from Flordia. Come off with a "gangsta" black streotype, but play solid punk. Their album is currently out and is titled "Minority Rules". Old Man Samson and Broke are two good songs of theirs.

Hey did you see the Whole Wheat Bread show with Streelight Manifesto

by HonkeyMaGee September 25, 2005

Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011