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May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024
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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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national ride your boyfriend day

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you know it’s may 10th?”
“yeah?”
okay. it’s national ride your boyfriend day?
by khloe castillo May 10, 2024
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star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media
“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend
by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022
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hallway boyfriend

when you flirt and walk with someone in the hallway , walk them to class to class , but u guys are just friends nothing more n everyone thinks you two are dating but you’re not.
me and mateo aren’t dating , we only talk in school, he’s just a hallway boyfriend.
by Gsgsgdggd February 8, 2023
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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
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