“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

by Monkeman399 June 9, 2024

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
by MrWebber October 9, 2025

Guy 1: So, what did you think of the Boyfriends web comic?
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
by OdetteTheAnmimator2007 July 5, 2022
