The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.
Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025
person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(
by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021
by ur moms place July 28, 2022
Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
by Watermelon lord fam January 30, 2016
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 04, 2022