angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.

Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail

by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006

angry chameleon

So you're fucking this girl above the covers right, and then you cum on this girls face right and she's all pissed off because she's got cum on her face but then someone's knocking on your door so you throw your sheets over her to hide her and then she magically blends in with the bed and boom the angry chameleon.

Dude, so i was fuckin this chick last night and then my mom knocks on the door so i gave her the angry chameleon. Mom never knew she was there! HIGH FIVE!

by Baby Giraffe May 29, 2009

Angry Dome

A dome where people go to be angry, pissed off, or just scream. Typically used by angry old people.

NO! quit asking, I'm going to my angry dome!!!

by Nubbly October 18, 2010

Angry Turds

The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.

Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.

by LoZack February 28, 2011

Angry Whopper

The loud grumbling fart, reminiscent of that which is issued from an angry fat bastard, that is released when one accidentally pulls out while tapping a fat chic's ass.

Dude! I was totally pounding becky's ass last night & just as she was screaming she was about to cum, my dick slipped out & her anus expressed it's displeasure bys letting me have an "Angry Whopper".

by Qahwa October 11, 2011

the angry dragon

when you cum in a girls mouth and she sneezes and it comes out her nose.

colin lemaire likes it when he gets the angry dragon by his uncle.

by Colin Marie September 18, 2018

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003