aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Aaron

A common name for criminals and junkies. Often known to embody both. Aaron’s are uncover sociopaths who live to lie. They cheat on their wives/girlfriends, sleep with their best mates missus, steal and manipulate. Sometimes get violent, get junked out in a putrid way yet always project a good guy image. Especially on social media.

Friend: Geez babe you really slummed it when you married an Aaron.
Me: Yeah I know- I was blind and trusting. Wished I knew about the definition above before I gave him my heart. Aaron sure fooled me.
Friend: you got Aaronged sweetie it’s not your fault.

by Annzy79 November 19, 2023

Aaron

Invented the cure for Aids, cancer, blindness and many other incurable maladies. Got drunk in cabo and had his work stolen. Absolute gentleman. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. THE NICEST PERSON EVER. THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER. THE HARDEST PERSON EVER. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER NAMES OF ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE. Theres too many good things about Aaron to type in one sitting. The world needs more Aaron. This was 100% NOT written by someone named Aaron. That would be ridiculous right?

Aaron really cured the incurable. Such an Aaron thing to do.

by Most Definitely Not Aaron November 24, 2021

Aaron

Aaron is derived from a phrase "aha rw" of Ancient Egyptian dialect, meaning "warrior lion".

If you're reading this, you're either an Aaron, a chick interested in an Aaron, or an Aaron-hater. Either way, you're a fan.

by Aharw_warrior_lion November 24, 2021

Aaron

The Aaron species does not like human-to-aaron contact and will shut you up at any given moment. The Aaron's also do not like people texting late at night, and will block you if you are caught in the act. Aaron's are very territorial and will defend it personal space (unless you're a Ryder...Aaron's adore Ryders). Aaron's are also in love with Betty White and the Titanic. We're not exactly sure where this obsession comes from, but any reference to those properties will have them talking for hours on end. The best thing to do when fending off an Aaron is to be as annoying as possible, this will agitate the Aaron and will cause it to leave.

Aaron's are very territorial

by Why_Am_I_Here_? January 3, 2022

Aaron and Ethan

When two straight guys have open and Intimate relationships. Otherwise known friends with benefits😉

"Hey Ethan you want to smash this weekend"
"Yeah just don't tell Brylie"
@Aaron and Ethan

by Aaron and Ethan November 30, 2017

Aaron

A homosexual male that is talk and big with blond sheep hair that wears caps backwards thingking he is cool, but we all know his hobby is fondling frogs and snails.

Person: what is that guy doing?
Person2: oh Aaron, he seems to be doing his hobby, poor frog.

by B.G.L.T June 13, 2018