Joey

Joey is the type of person guy that will be there when you need them and not even know it. They know when something is off and will push you until you tell them what's going on. He is also the type of guy that like to piss you off because it annoys you and finds that funny. He is a really cute and loveable goofball and incredibly funny and you never want to lose him.

Person: That was hilarious

Person: Joey helped me so much the other day

by PieteoMarvel April 14, 2019

Joey

Joey is a rly hot guy who is loyal to his friends and family he is always their for his loved ones he is very kind and thinks about his loved ones a lot he has many attractive characteristics that everyone adores

Joey is so sexy

by Yessir69 December 23, 2019

Joey Valence and Brae

A cool duo

"Have you heard of Joey Valence and Brae?"

"No?"

"They're this cool punk-pop duo!"

by Nakono_<3 August 13, 2023

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

Joey

Can’t pass a bleep test.

Overweight and self indulgence all lead to his inability for Joey to pass a bleep test

by Mannytitboom February 6, 2019