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pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019
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Pineapple

Pineapple has a big shlong
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pineapple luau

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.
He welcomed her to the Big Island by giving her the pineapple luau on the lanai at sunset.
by Stogie183 July 19, 2024
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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sticky-pineapple

when one cums on a pineapple with much pleasure
oh yes, give me the sticky-pineapple
by cuminyourmum September 15, 2019
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pineapple

why the fuck would you looked up pineapple, you dumb fuck what were you looking for a fucking yellow spiky fruit. Now don’t fucking look up pineapple again you dumb fuck
by Teeheehe6183 January 4, 2020
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