Blumpkim job

Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.

Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!

by Yoyo6969 May 13, 2014

Pun-Job

A quick bit of cunnilingus.
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As a special treat Rick gave me a pun-job under the table at work last Friday

by Boundlesslife December 10, 2010

row job

A row job, also known as a roey, is a sexual act involving 3 men and one woman or man. Said man or woman then has one man sit in front with the other two besides them. Whilst giving the two men besides them a hand job they give the person in front a blow job. They do all of these actions as if they are rowing a boat.

Dude, you'd be surprised by how good a row job is.

by aww rats April 3, 2017

a rim job

The easiest way to be gay with someone who ain't got a penis

"she went down on me... but it was on the other side. A rim job, she called it"

by r2h2i2t August 20, 2018

Hand job

When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!

Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...

by Ha November 16, 2003

Blop Job

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.

Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.

by Miles B. March 11, 2009

Flow Job

The act of an attractive women running her fingers through the hair of someone with tremendous flow. Bros with incredible hair find flow jobs to be almost equivalent to blow jobs.

That girl wanted to bang me as soon as she engaged in foreplay by giving me a flow job.

by BROmanChu10 September 30, 2010