Dance with a gator day

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)

Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot

by Dickisucki July 21, 2024

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National be a bitch day

To be a bitch and not care what people think of you

Person 1: it’s national be a bitch day!
Person 2: now I can tell people to fuck their mom!

by Pastel_draws July 29, 2024

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

by amayer October 18, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

National post like a 🥷🏽 day

November 6th is national post like a nicca day

November 6th is national post like a 🥷🏽 day

by 3Dz0mb13 November 6, 2023