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Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.
Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.
by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019
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circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate
HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES
by realist definitions September 12, 2019
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Circle jerk

Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
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Slack circle

When several people mute a channel on Slack in order to avoid notifications on a specific topic, but people writing about the topic are aware that several people have muted the channel. So they post it in another or several other channels about it, which will also end up being mutated. Each iteration of this circle will increase the number of channels those people will need to post to and the number of channels being mutated by the majority.
- "The only messages we ever have in the 'news' channel is Sarah's weather comments."
- "I know, I muted that channel!"
- "Yeah me too, but she realized that a lot of people did. So now she post on the 'news' and 'random' channels to be sure her comments are seen."
- "Oh no, I'll mute this one too. It's the Slack circle" 😞
by smnarnold October 3, 2019
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circle of safety

normally used between a tight friend group, a COS is basically where you all agree to keep certain things in between yourselves
Amanda: what where you guys doing last night?
Friend Group: Circle of Safety
by no que no October 13, 2019
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slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.
Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.
by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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