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Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.
Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!
by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011
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crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*
by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009
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Couple of Cards

Something dumbass kids named luis say for no reason. "You guys are a couple of cards"
"This sucks"
"wanna know why? You guys are a couple of cards"
by ManualGrimm June 8, 2018
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pull your card

Known most in the upper north east....To pull one's card is to give a beat down, kill etc...Also used as a threat if someone is to cross a border they shouldn't you will pull their card.
Someone hit on my girlfriend....I would tell him do it again and I will pull your card. Beat down, etc....
by JohnathanPke April 1, 2009
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my ace card

the act of giving your significant other or someone you trust total access to all areas of your body.
Ava:”you can have my ace card
Luke: “OK BET
Ava and Luke: *has sex* IN SOPHOMORE YEAR KIDZ
by tiny luke August 13, 2019
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credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.
"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"
by Carl April 4, 2005
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play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).
"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."
by Liam Harper May 17, 2006
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