Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

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Gangplank Q Yourself

Usually used in League of Legends

Used to tell people to kill themselves with a firearm

Player 1: dude you're so ass, stop inting
Player 2: Gangplank Q Yourself
Player 1: Keep Yourself Safe

by Cuni2 July 14, 2025

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ruined yourself

Whereby you say or act in a way that would be deemed embarrassing by another person or make an idiot of yourself

"You ruined yourself earlier when you asked where Jade was, she was sacked over a year ago"

by Michael Wordson March 11, 2024

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touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

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NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE LIFE, SAVE YOURSELF.

by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025

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