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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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Ice princess blowjob

When you give a guy a blowjob with crushed ice in your mouth.
by Slyer August 22, 2017
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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
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Carolina Blowjob

When ones partner consumes a Carolina reaper before giving a blowjob. The heat slowly builds until your dick is red and flaming hot eventually leading to an extremely intense bj that you and your partner will never forget.
Dang dude, you got a Carolina blowjob that's intense.
by el KTR January 25, 2021
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ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017
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tongue blowjob

Where one individual sucks upon the tongue of another person.
Corey gave me the greatest tongue blowjob last night.
by Pussy pillow 69 September 19, 2016
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