New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

Pick Me Girl

Girls or women who claim a certain characteristic they present makes them special and different from other women or "other girls." Pick me girls use these characteristics to portray themselves as superior, and therefore more deserving of a partnership.

"It's so weird I just love food, I don't understand how all the other girls don't."

"Did you hear what she just said? She's such a pick me girl."

by Smooth Cactus December 24, 2021

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed

"Hey, let me get a bite"

by detailspod December 5, 2021

On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025