whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.

Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.

by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016

Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences

Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!

by Khemestry March 31, 2020

crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

by Aijalon January 12, 2013

Let the brown bear out of the cave.

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.

I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

beat the fuck out of sean day

on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."

"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."

by A man of the men of men December 26, 2022

kiss the crap out of your gf

Kiss her every time u see her even if u get in trouble. DO IT ANYWAYS!! WHO CARES

Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her

Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf

by it’s anonymous people now... November 3, 2019

Ask out a baseball boy day

Ask out your crush that plays baseball
On november 5

Ask out a baseball boy day

Go ask someone who plays baseball

by Baseball__24 November 5, 2019