Skip to main content
A modern adaptation of the “crook and fool” proverb, emphasizing that anyone connecting to the internet is simultaneously a potential target of exploitation (the fool) and potentially a predator themselves (the crook). It’s a reminder that the internet is not a neutral space: it is structured to enable both scams and predation. The saying warns against assuming good faith online and urges constant awareness that in any interaction, one might be playing either role—or both.
"The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026
mugGet the The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool. mug.
Being Interrupted Whilst Others Are Projecting Perspectives Is Going To Be A Senseless Act Of Suicide Around THe Parties Involved<.7.9.7.6.>
Being Interrupted Whilst Others Are Projecting Perspectives Is Going To Be A Senseless Act Of Suicide Around THe Parties Involved<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the Being Interrupted Whilst Others Are Projecting Perspectives Is Going To Be A Senseless Act Of Suicide Around THe Parties Involved<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

ascorbic interference

When one's presence burns the mold off someone's soul. They flinch, then blink, then breathe.

Ascorbic interference is when something pure and necessary disrupts decay. Not softly. Not politely. But with brightness. With sting. With chemistry that cannot be ignored.

Change of the conditions, breaking the silence and oxygenating the swamp.
I didn't mean to disrupt him--I was just being myself. But I realize now, my presence was a kind of ascorbic interference: cleansing, stinging, impossible to ignore.

The shift in his behavior wasn't gradual; it came after a moment of ascorbic interference--someone finally told the truth and the system reacted like it had touched acid.

She entered like citrus on a wound--ascorbic interference in its purest form. Not to destroy, but to awaken the flesh.

If he's mad, let him be. I wasn't attacking him---I was performing ascorbic interference. That's love, not betrayal.
by Lucien A. Gray May 14, 2025
mugGet the ascorbic interference mug.

Cobham Intermediate

Cobham Intermediate is the vaping intermediate of the south of new zealand, It is filled with basic white girls who carry vapes anywhere they go. They are more about the stream then education.
Girl: Wanna go vape in the Cobham Intermediate School toilets?
Other Girl: I will bring My Ultra Neon Minecraft Vape
by realreasonsindia May 19, 2025
mugGet the Cobham Intermediate mug.

Fade into you

FADE INTO YOU
STRANGE YOU NEVER KNEW!
by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025
mugGet the Fade into you mug.

Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
mugGet the Reliable internet source mug.

Killing Intent

The Act of firing a crossbow while invisible using slowness arrows against a person in full armor.
I just found a Killing Intent in this barrel!
by GhoKni June 7, 2025
mugGet the Killing Intent mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email