i had sex with your mother

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

by A Sexy ass andreas motherfuck May 7, 2022

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Being in love with your best friend

Something that can be both good and bad.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.

Person 1: How do you stop being in love with your best friend?
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok

Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe

Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!

Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!

by I<3Chickens August 26, 2022

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your whole family tree lgbt

The worst insult ever, immediately after saying this phrase, the universe fucking explodes

Person 1: Your Mom Gay
Person 2: Your Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Your Granny Tranny
Person 2: Your Grandpap a Trap
Person 1: *inhales deeply*
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Your whole family tree lgbt
Person 2: *fucking dies*

by Lord Catto May 13, 2018

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National hug your girlfriend day

On December 13th its national hug your girlfriend day so go up to your girlfriend and hug her

John: its December 13
Mary: so?
John: ( hugs girlfriend) its national hug your girlfriend day

by Smasher789 December 12, 2021

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i like your cut G

Getting slapped in the back of the head also known at the neck once you get a new haircut.

YOU: minding your own Business not knowing whats coming

BULLY: sup nerd *pulls out 1 of your head hairs*

YOU: OWWWW
BULLY: I LIKE YOUR CUT G *hits you so hard you pass out*
YOU: *you knocked out can't move foaming from mouth*

by i =m ded October 27, 2020

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