charge me up

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa

Oh yes daddy, charge me up!

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

give me cuddles day

on 16 th january you should give me cuddles .

a: hey give me cuddles
b: why?
a: because it’s “give me cuddles day” yayyy

by notbetrayed April 16, 2020

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Me

A person whom hates themselves and is barely holding on to life. They can hardly contain themselves from killing someone/themselves. Just truly needs too die. Please shoot me. Please.

Me: *exists*

by Sadness Spaghetti December 10, 2019